#1 Forkin' Cool!
Poor fork had to sacrifice itself, but it’s for the greater good. Next time I’m traveling, you can bet I’ll be installing this do-it-yourself security system.
#2 Measure
Place fork in latch hole. Use a Sharpie to measure how far it goes in.
#3 Ruin Your Fork
Here you will bend the tongs of the fork at the point where you measured.
#4 Cut The Fork
Usually a knife is used to cut WITH a fork.
#5 Place Your Fork
And close the door. Now get ready to lock it up!
#6 Voilà
Insert the handle into the slot of the fork. Genius!
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